Activated charcoal is one of the latest “wellness” trend and by wellness I mean things that charlatans want you to buy that have no hope of helping you. So yes my friends that leads us directly to GOOP and their latest installment in medical stupidity, activated charcoal chai. This concept is so medical inept I hardly know where to begin. It’s like someone used a random woo generator capable of alliteration. Perhaps next week we will be treated to Ringer’s lactate lattes or lipid emulsion espresso.